Am I the only one who will drink by themself?
- Me first joining tumblr to lose weight: i want to lose 20lbs in a week and i want to be stick thin
- Me now: i want to be able to win the hunger games and lift a hippo
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.